unfreshing: if one of your pets isn’t obese or half retarded you’re missing out on a lot
Meeting the people your parents want you to.
t-r-u-t-h-h-u-r-t-s-s: How they want me to act How I actually act
shavingryansprivates: i hope that tomorrow my mom calls me and says “april fools, you were actually aborted” and suddenly reality collapses and i never existed
A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass: nyeeeeaaaah: • • • • • why are all the dots black you fucking racist