fukc-the-system: I just wish for once I could be comfortable with myself.
lliampayne: one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
nobody: you're cute and I want to date you
Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me they'll trip over something and die.
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sometimes your parents' criticism just goes too...
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