June 2012
Anonymous asked: wait whats wrong with the picture of victoria justice, josh hutcherson and the other 2 guys?
“I don’t care what rank you are. You don’t take away another man’s jerk time....”
– Sergeant. (via lcpllosee)
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
Me: Throws up
Me: OH GOD I'M PREGNANT
Me:
Me:
Me: wait a second..
plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
jameslafferty23:
remember when they were going to censor the internet
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
thesoundofacolour:
I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever...
Apparently, if you eat Oreo's you're supporting...
Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
ninjawear:
howtodresswell:
would u punch a kid for $500,000
shit I’ll do it for $10
Yes, I've made mistakes. You don't need to remind...
Dear creepy noises, its funny how you go away when...
sodamnrelatable:
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When You Cuss In Class, & The Teacher Heard You.
sodamnrelatable:
They give you that look: The Students In The Class: Your Teacher: What did you just say? you:
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